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[Link] SBF tries to revise bail conditions after judge noted suspicious VPN use

Read: 3/3/2023 arstechnica.com

A few weeks ago, disgraced FTX founder Samuel Bankman-Fried was in danger of losing his bail package and potentially being jailed until October.

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[Link] Elon Musk fails in bid to delay trial over terminated Twitter deal

Read: 8/9/2022 www.theguardian.com

Elon Musk has failed in a bid to delay a trial over his termination of a $44bn (£38bn) deal to buy Twitter. The social media company is suing Musk over his decision to walk away from the transaction and is demanding that he complete the deal on the agreed terms.

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[Link] Joe Manchin Wants to Let Companies Keep Polluting in Private, Thanks

Read: 5/4/2022 www.vice.com

Should companies have to explain their role in causing climate change? There’s a simple answer, according to Sen. Joe Manchin: Hell no. 

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[Link] Amazon referred to US attorney general over ‘potentially criminal conduct’

Read: 13/3/2022 www.theguardian.com

Members of the Democratic-controlled House judiciary committee have referred Amazon to the Department of Justice, alleging “potentially criminal conduct” by the company and some of its senior executives.

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[Link] US lawmakers seek criminal probe of Amazon for lying about use of seller data

Read: 9/3/2022 arstechnica.com

Amazon lied to Congress about its use of third-party seller data, the House Judiciary Committee said today. In a letter to the Department of Justice, the committee chairs asked prosecutors to investigate the company for criminal obstruction of Congress.

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[Link] Peloton Apologizes to 2800 Laid-Off Workers With Free Memberships

Read: 8/2/2022 www.vice.com

Peloton, the fitness and technology company, announced Tuesday that it was laying off 2,800 people as it attempts to right the ship following a string of controversies and corporate missteps that led to production stoppages, price increases, and a plunging share price.

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[Link] Exploitation complaints almost nil: Coles

Read: 2/12/2021 7news.com.au

Supermarket giant Coles says the rate of work exploitation complaints in its supply chain has dropped to almost zero over the past year.

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[Link] Prosecution gets Elizabeth Holmes to admit she was in control of Theranos

Read: 2/12/2021 arstechnica.com

At this point in her criminal trial, Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes' best chance for acquittal is for the jury to believe that she was a puppet being controlled by her boyfriend, company president Ramesh “Sunny” Balwani. Yesterday, the prosecution attempted to pick apart that defense.

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[Link] The McDonald’s Ice Cream Machine Hacking Saga Has a New Twist

Read: 1/12/2021 www.wired.com

Six months ago, a tiny startup called Kytch sued Taylor, the billion-dollar manufacturer of McDonald's notoriously broken ice cream machines.

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[Link] Westpac admits to charging 11,000 dead customers, ASIC sues for 'widespread' breaches

Read: 29/11/2021 www.abc.net.au

The Australian Securities and Investments Commission (ASIC) has launched six court cases against Westpac for alleged, widespread compliance failures that affected thousands of deceased consumers.

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[Link] Have you asked for an Airbnb refund during COVID? Ross was refused one – and then told to break lockdown

Read: 29/11/2021 www.abc.net.au

So when they booked a night at a Victorian country home for a getaway with friends, the Melbourne-based couple didn't pay too much attention to their Airbnb host's cancellation policy.

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[Link] Elizabeth Holmes throws scientists under the bus

Read: 24/11/2021 arstechnica.com

Elizabeth Holmes would like the jury to know that scientists, at Theranos and at other companies, led her astray. One of those scientists was Ian Gibbons, who led Theranos’ scientific research efforts.

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[Link] Keystone XL pipeline developers seek $15 billion for cancellation in one of biggest trade appeals against U.S. ever

Read: 24/11/2021 financialpost.com

Developers of Keystone XL are seeking to recoup more than US$15 billion in damages connected to President Joe Biden’s decision to yank a permit for the border-crossing oil pipeline even after construction began. With a request for arbitration filed Monday, Calgary-based TC Energy Corp.

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[Link] Ninth Circuit Tells NSO Group It Isn't A Government, Has No Immunity From WhatApp's Lawsuit

Read: 21/11/2021 www.techdirt.com

Long before its current run of Very Bad News, Israeli malware purveyor NSO Group was already controversial. Investigations had shown its exploits were being used to target journalists and activists and its customer list included governments known mostly for their human rights abuses.

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[Link] California Man in 4-Day Standoff With Abandoned Amazon Truck in Driveway

Read: 16/11/2021 www.vice.com

The man, who asked to be identified by his Twitter alias Captain Lou because he was worried his employer wouldn’t want him to beef with Amazon publicly, said his ordeal started when he ordered some Quilted Northern toilet paper from Amazon.

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[Link] Theranos tests detected prostate-cancer marker in prostateless women

Read: 12/11/2021 arstechnica.com

Around 2016, Theranos’ fourth lab director, Kingshuk Das, noticed a problem. He was analyzing data from the company’s diagnostic devices when he saw results from tests for prostate-specific antigen, or PSA.

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[Link] Holmes’ ex-boyfriend, who was Theranos exec, bullied and ignored $1.2M investor

Read: 12/11/2021 arstechnica.com

In 2006, Alan Eisenman invested more than $1 million in Theranos, a then-promising medical diagnostic company founded by college dropout Elizabeth Holmes.

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[Link] Video: Howard Schultz Compares Selflessness of Starbucks to That of Holocaust Prisoners

Read: 9/11/2021 www.vice.com

Schultz visited Starbucks workers in Buffalo days before a historic union election that could have reverberating effects across the fast food and retail industries.

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[Link] US Sanctions Could Cut-off NSO from Tech It Relies On

Read: 3/11/2021 www.vice.com

The U.S. government added NSO Group to a federal denylist that prohibits any American company or individual from selling or providing services to the controversial Israeli spyware seller. The sanctions effectively prohibit any U.S. company, as well as American citizens working in the U.S.

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[Link] Data-breached Guntrader website calls in liquidators, is reborn as Guntrader 2 Ltd

Read: 3/11/2021 www.theregister.com

A British firearms sales website's owner has called in the liquidators as his company faces data breach lawsuits – while continuing to trade from a newly incorporated business. Guntrader Ltd entered a creditors' voluntary liquidation on 22 October.

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[Link] Parallel metaverses: Facebook’s name change is challenged by Arizona retailer Meta PCs

Read: 2/11/2021 www.theguardian.com

Meta PCs, an Arizona-based company that sells computers, laptops and software for gamers was an unremarkable retail outfit a week ago.

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[Link] Netflix hit with unfair labor charge from suspended and fired employees

Read: 31/10/2021 www.avclub.com

After weeks of controversy surrounding its release of—and then vocal high-level support for—the transphobic material in Dave Chappelle’s comedy special The Closer, streaming giant Netflix now faces an unfair labor charge from two of its current/former employees.

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[Link] Zuckerberg’s role in Facebook rebrand may backfire, experts say

Read: 31/10/2021 www.theguardian.com

Mark Zuckerberg’s effort to remove “negative associations” between Facebook and its parent company may be undermined by his decision to front the launch of its rebranding as Meta, experts have said.

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[Link] Techies demand top dollar as skills shortages bite

Read: 27/10/2021 www.afr.com

Australian tech companies are turning down new business because soaring pay rates being charged by workers with in-demand skills are making projects unprofitable, instead turning to training and other non-financial strategies to try to lure and retain staff.

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[Link] Amazon ‘Delivery Partners’ Hit Amazon With $150 Million Lawsuit

Read: 27/10/2021 www.vice.com

Two Amazon delivery companies in the Portland area sued Amazon Monday, claiming that the e-commerce giant controls nearly every aspect of their business and penalizes them for circumstances beyond their control. The companies are seeking $15 million in damages.

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[Link] Call of Duty marketing finds a new level of tastelessness

Read: 26/10/2021 www.pcgamer.com

The latest marketing push for Call of Duty: Vanguard wants you to believe its graphics are so realistic that conflict photographers can't tell the difference between the videogame and reality.

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[Link] Custom PS5 Plate Company Dares Sony to Sue It, Gets Sued, Trolls Sony Again

Read: 20/10/2021 www.vice.com

The PlayStation 5 is an ugly machine. Thankfully, the hideous white plates flanking either side of the gaming console come off and there are several companies that sell variations on Sony’s white, default theme.

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[Link] Apple Wants $19 For a Cleaning Cloth

Read: 19/10/2021 www.vice.com

Say hello to Apple’s latest innovation, a polishing cloth that costs $19. For almost $20 plus shipping this off-white cleaning cloth can be yours to have and hold.

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[Link] How friend ‘lost to misinformation’ drove Facebook whistleblower

Read: 5/10/2021 www.theguardian.com

Frances Haugen, the whistleblower behind a series of damaging revelations about Facebook, is adamant that she wants to help the social media giant and not foment hatred of it.

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[Link] Facebook Knew Its Algorithm Fed QAnon Content to Users Within a Week

Read: 5/10/2021 www.vice.com

Want the best of VICE News straight to your inbox? Sign up here. Facebook knew its recommendation algorithm was a problem, so it set up a study to test out just how bad the problem was.

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[Link] Retirement village owner uses squatters’ rights in court bid to claim Sydney property

Read: 22/9/2021 www.theguardian.com

The operator of a private retirement village attempted to stop a woman taking possession of her deceased grandparents’ land on the fringes of Sydney, claiming it as their own using squatters’ rights.

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